The color palette and obvious softness.

My work email account baffles me. Sending out an important PR announcement email to the entire network via our blast email program usually requires a good few hours of testing, tweaking and adjusting words so that it will make it's way past the companies "tight" spam filters. Yet, i come into work in the morning with a plethora of fun-filled spam messages in my inbox. If you ever have any questions about penis pumps or Viagra, I am your girl. I've even got coupon codes.

Most are organ-enlargement related but this one was a gem. I'm convinced that there's some really powerful cryptic messages between these lines. I believe these came from the Mohandas Gandhi of the binary world. I've bolded some of my favorite lines.
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From: Hilary Shipman [mailto:curredhj21@tischlerei-wagner.com]
Sent: Monday, April 27, 2009 12:56 PM
Subject: [Spam] With a bigger device you will feel a bigger man.

1. in the craft room i throw everything on the homework table. that clears up the floor for more mess craft making.
ok, i'm off to knit...
i told cate about st. patrick's day and ireland- she has a lot of irish ancestors through me.
last minute trip to idaho to see my sister- so much better than home blogging!
see you then!
i am trying to be a patient, kind mom.
my happy plans for this evening include knitting and watching two favorite movies: far and away followed by tristan and isolde
i am craving some sunshine.
i love the color palette and obvious softness.
i am going to turn on some good music and choose to be happy.
my happy little life
interested? i think it would be so fun.
i am so grateful for quiet time with the scriptures
i made this one for a gift, but i've already cast on another for moi.
3. i think that packages stacked all over the house are a nice decorative touch (and they remind me how good people are to donate to project 31) happy things!
i found that amazing old shirt (we're big fans) at the thrift store for $1 and it's so soft.
you've gotta love people with humor like that.
she'll be here friday and saturday april 3rd and 4th, and she'll be taking appointments for all day/ night both days at my house.
i always enjoy knitting lacy stuff but this pattern was especially fun, super easy, and portable.
let's give a hand to the world, for everything it can do!!
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Note to self: the next time an important work email that you're trying to send gets blocked, change the subject line from "Introducing our new CEO" to "With a bigger device you will feel a bigger man."